Of course, Astarion. I'll be happy to tell you plenty when we inevitably go shopping together to prepare for the wedding. I simply cannot wait to see what outfits you'll pick for yourself and Gale.
[Gale meanwhile, is more than mortified at some of the tales she has to tell, that one in particular. Couldn't she have picked one where his magic was a stunning success rather than the time he had to barricade himself in the pantry to hide from transfigured poultry?]
Yes, prepare to have your ear chewed for a while as she regales you with all the embarrassments of my youth rather than my more prodigal endeavors, of which there are many, I assure you. [And before his mother can protest too much—] But we'll have to save those for another time, as it is getting quite late. Wouldn't want to be out too much longer, would we?
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[Gale meanwhile, is more than mortified at some of the tales she has to tell, that one in particular. Couldn't she have picked one where his magic was a stunning success rather than the time he had to barricade himself in the pantry to hide from transfigured poultry?]
Yes, prepare to have your ear chewed for a while as she regales you with all the embarrassments of my youth rather than my more prodigal endeavors, of which there are many, I assure you. [And before his mother can protest too much—] But we'll have to save those for another time, as it is getting quite late. Wouldn't want to be out too much longer, would we?